Wednesday, August 27, 2008

a little something I wanted to share

My mom sent this to me via email and I thought it was necessary to share with everyone.

None of that Sissy Stuff

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,

but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-

Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off--

After I laugh my butt off!!

9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!

Friendship is like peeing your pants,

everyone can see it,

but only you can feel the true warmth.


queen of everything said...

your mom sent that to me too. now if i post it i look like a big copier.

vanillafrog said...

ok, the hannah montana thing comes from teaching 7th graders. plus, they were really cheap and they're really comfortable! it bugs my husband too, but i don't care! i forgot what else you said in your comment...that comes from teaching 7th graders, too!

Nessa and Jeebs said...

hey- just wanted to leave a comment- how is the prego going? and when are you due?