Braden vs. Big Honkin' Tree/ Picnic Table Team

Braden came in screaming his head off, holding his ear and his knee.  After he calmed down enough to talk, he explained that he was swinging on the rope hanging from our ginormous backyard tree and he swung into the tree, exfoliating his knee and then slammed his ear into the picnic table on his return swing.  So far:  Big Honkin' Tree/ Picnic Table Team - 1, Braden - 0.  I'm sure he'll try for a rematch later. :)