I'm sitting on the couch a few minutes ago and I have shorts on and I'm reading to Braden as we try and get caught up on his schoolwork. All of a sudden, he points out that I have two plastic dots that have attached themselves to the side of my thigh. Then, he proclaims, "Your leg is pretty fat!" and just to make sure his point has been made, he reaches up and squishes the bottom part of my leg in his hand and says, "See, look how fat your leg is." He says it all with an innocent smile on his face. I look at him and say, "Thanks, Braden." Yeah.